Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Soccer....

A sequel to 'Footy Stuff'......

Our Ausi soccer team, the "Socceroos" have qualified for the World Cup.... in 2014 .... we are going to Brazil ... yayayaya

... so Hubz tells me....


A close game... one by one goal... the only goal made..

... so Hubz tells me....

It is a very popular game...

.....so Hubz tells me...


Some information:....

... this is stuff I researched.... not what Hubz told me....

you need players in the team.... 11 of them... best if they look a bit like this...  makes it more interesting


..... they wear uniform..... gotta love a man in uniform....


.... lots of running around ...


... they kick the ball.... run, run, run... kick, kick, kick....


... it's a round ball.....


...  you need to be very fit and workout often ...
(note... wear cut off jeans and leave the button undone!!! haha - love  it!)


do lots of shouting and cheering at scoring


... and if you are very lucky there might so much excitement undressing happens


there is strategy involved... so thinking needs to be done


... and photoshoots to advertise supportive undergarments ...


ok... ladies .... one more shot...


Righto, Gotto Go..... hot flush coming on......


David Beckham... amazing sportsman.... he's soon retiring... so probably not worth starting to watch soccer anymore!

21 comments:

Kaisievic said...

Yum! Yum!

Anonymous said...

oh you are so funny,love your post Fiona,i think you would make a good book writer,you would be very amusing,hope your hot flushes soon go,lol.xx

katherine said...

lol

Too many eggs said...

You make sport so much more interesting...... Lol

Susan said...

this puts a totally different slant on watching footy - thanks needed the laugh

Michelle Ridgway said...

Lol. Yes 'Becks' will certainly be missed by loads of girls pretending an interest in football...me included.

Susan said...

I have to agree with Trish.....sport is so interesting the way you tell it!

Larissa said...

Bahaha!!! Love your sports commentaries!!! ... Maybe they should look into hiring you - they would be certain to bring in higher numbers to the female crowd!! ... Looking forward to read your next one, lol!!

Larissa said...

Bahaha!!! Love your sports commentaries!!! ... Maybe they should look into hiring you - they would be certain to bring in higher numbers to the female crowd!! ... Looking forward to read your next one, lol!!

Jane Galley said...

They don't make them like that any more! lol.

Narelle said...

Too funny! :o)

Kris Meares - Tag Along Teddies said...

Hey Fiona! Still giggling here ... and despite not usually being a fan of Mr Beckham (nice to look at then he opens his mouth and Mickey Mouse with a cockney accent comes out!!) ... I have to say that your take on soccer is MUCH more interesting than those boring ol' commentators. I think Channel 9 needs to employ you as one of their special reporters. :0) Now ... if Hugh Jackman started playing a sport ... I could become VERY interested! An Expert even! Tee! Hee! Hee! Happy drooling ... er ... sports watching! :0) Bear Hugs! KRIS

marina said...

Fiona, I sense you lost a little bit of control there... lol
as pretty to look at and as talented a sportsman as he is, I bet he still leaves the toilet seat up and leaves his tea cup on the coffee table.
Maybe I could put up with those things if hub looked like Beckham?

Elyte said...

Very cheeky post. Loved it.

Sheila said...

Haha ! David is worth watching while you can , one handsome very fit dude ;-)

Anita said...

You're a big tease, fancy showing us all those yummy pics. When DB retires it just won't be worth watching....unless they find some more yummy ones.
Cheers, Anita.

Jennifer said...

Sorry......I must be one of the few women in the world who doesn't go ga-ga over this bloke, he does nothing for me at all!

Sharon - Lilabelle Lane said...

Sorry no comment ...... scrolling back up :)

Maria said...

LOL hope you got over your Hot Flush !!!!!!!!

Grammasheri said...

I'm SO glad I asked about "footy stuff"! You write the LOVELIEST tutorials, Fiona. However, I need to reread it. Something about "blah blah blah" LOVELY MAN PIC "blah blah blah" LOVELY MAN PIC "blah blah blah" LOVELY MAN PIC...
As I say...you write the loveliest tutorials...

Anthea said...

Oh you make me laugh Fiona!!
The biggest problem with Becks is that as soon as he opens his mouth the whole 'sexy vibe' this is completely obliterated! He Is Terrible!!
But yes he is a great ambassador for the sport and not too bad on the eye... x

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